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A MORAL STORY

One day at the end of class Little Jenny's teacher asked the students to go home and think of a story, to be concluded with the moral of that story.

The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Sophie raised her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the… Continue

Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:39am — No Comments

BEWARE OF GIRLS

Beware of Girls





One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly.



Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:33am — No Comments

EXCUSES WRITTEN BY PARENTS TO SCHOOL/TEACHER

Excuses Written by Parents

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO TEACHERS BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS:

1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

3. Please excuse Johnnie for being…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:30am — No Comments

Please, Don't Ask Me To Do That Again

A student comes to a young teacher's desk. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... anything!!!"

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Yes...Anything!!!"

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

"Please, don't ask me to do that again."…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:30am — No Comments

DEFINITIONS OF COMMON WORDS

Definitions of Some Common Words



Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:28am — No Comments

FuNnY dEfINiTiOnS

FUNNY DEFINITIONS

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out

Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

Handkerchief: Cold storage

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Raisin: Grape with a sunburn

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of… Continue

Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:23am — No Comments

Grading your students

HOW DO YOU GRADE YOUR STUDENTS? 

   Here is a list of the ways most of the teachers worldwide grade their students in the final exams.

Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept Of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept Of History: All…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:21am — No Comments

You're A Teacher If...

 YOU ARE A TEACHER IF...

1) You find humor is other people’s stupidity.

2) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."

3) When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

4) Marking all A’s on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.

5) You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

6)…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 12, 2011 at 3:00am — No Comments

Students Advancing Innovation – Meet the Kairos Society

Originally post on entertheblog.com - http://bit.ly/lCiGRa

I recently discovered the Kairos Society through the Young Entrepreneur Blog (a great blog BTW). The group really impressed me. Here’s what they say about themselves:

The Kairos Society is an international, student-run,…

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Added by Sal P on June 7, 2011 at 1:26pm — No Comments

My dear students,

08 February 2011

 

My dear students,

 

As a teacher, I cherished the moments with you in your class. Yours was the most wonderful class I have ever had. I found your class wonderful for the reasons I cannot fathom. There are moments in the classroom when I can hardly hold the joy. When…

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Added by rebat kumar dhakal on June 3, 2011 at 4:29am — No Comments

The Future of Education?

Having just found this Ning, I was asked why I wanted to join the "Future of Education?" I was intriqued immediately by the question as my first response was " Why wouldn't I?" and its follow-up question "Why wouldn't EVERY teacher?"

This question has been pushing me to my "leading edge" (Thanks Joelle!) for quite some time now.

What IS the future of education? I think it is reigniting educational curiosity, questioning truths while respecting others, and developing ethical…

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Added by Kathy Harrison Fuller on May 30, 2011 at 3:00pm — No Comments

Invitación a videoconferencia: "La Dolarización en El Salvador: Situación actual y Consecuencias de una eventual eliminación".

La Red de graduados de maestría en negocios de la Universidad Francisco Marroquín de Guatemala, radicados en El Salvador -ESEADE-MBA-UFM, invita a sus miembros, empresarios, gerentes, académicos, amigos y otros interesados, a la…
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Added by Mario Echeverria on May 29, 2011 at 5:55pm — No Comments

Webinar internacional denominado: "Excel para Contadores y Auditores".

La  Re…
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Added by Mario Echeverria on May 29, 2011 at 5:54pm — No Comments

Hola a todos

Hola a todos desde Santiago, Chile....con algo de frío, pero arropado en mi familia...mi idea de unirme a TFoE es aprender y conocer de experiencias innovadoras en educación, que puedan ser aplicadas a la enseñanza de la medicina.

Pese a poder  entender y expresarme en inglés, lo haré permanentemente en mi viejo y mal castellano/español/chileno...y sí, es por porfía y orgullo....el sur también existe....

Cariños a todos.

José

Added by José Tapia Carrasco on May 28, 2011 at 8:44am — No Comments

What house do you live in?

It might seem odd to begin a blog post with this title but hopefully you will find that the analogy is quite apt.

We all live in houses. However, the style, the quality, the fittings, the size, and the neighbourhoods that our houses are in are all different. It seems to be a trend in most countries that many people aspire to the larger house, the higher quality fittings, the expensive neighbourhoods, the more impressive styles, and so on. It would be a rare person that aspires to a…

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Added by Adrian Bertolini on May 19, 2011 at 1:31am — No Comments

A Principal of Change – An Interview with George Couros

Originally posted -http://bit.ly/jwGKzg

 

I’m always interested in reading about educators who are trying to make a difference. I read a lot of blogs that teachers write, but I had never seen a principal with a blog until I discovered The Principal of Change by …

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Added by Sal P on May 18, 2011 at 1:56pm — No Comments

Shambles Newsletter May 2011 ... online

Shambles Newsletter May 2011 .. now online
and it lives at
or use the short url …
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Added by Shamblesguru on May 14, 2011 at 7:15am — No Comments

2o. Webinar titulado "Tecnologías de la Información y las Comunicaciones –TIC para la enseñanza universitaria"

Invitación al 2o. Webinar sobre TIC.
La  Re…
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Added by Mario Echeverria on May 10, 2011 at 4:55pm — No Comments

What’s a Community-Wide Cloud Computing Academy?

Originally posted here - http://bit.ly/jRThzG.

Learning new things everyday is one of the fun things about being involved withEnterthegroup.com. I had never heard of a cloud-computing academy until I met Conor (an ETG user). He has some interesting and ambitious goals that I think everyone involved in education would be interested to…

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Added by Sal P on May 4, 2011 at 11:39am — No Comments

Carrots and sticks may work for Donkeys, but...

Recently, the Federal Government announced a big carrot for teachers in the form of performance pay.  The top ten percent of teachers are going to receive a big bonus.  

 

The first point I wish to make is about the whole carrot and stick analogy itself.  The idea stems from the donkey who has the carrot held just in front of him, but as he moves, so does the carrot, as the person…

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Added by Rossleigh Brisbane on May 4, 2011 at 12:31am — No Comments

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