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Five Signs You’re an English Teacher

1. If your spouse or significant other gives you a love letter, you analyze it and pick out the grammatical errors.

2. You describe your desk as “organized chaos.”

3. When you spill something on your shirt, you say,“Out damned spot.”

4. You use words like… Continue

Dear students,

Congratulations on joining the English class. It's great that you've decided to take this major stride towards learning better English because poor English shrinks you a lot. Better English means clear English, and correct English. Since language is shared, then your spelling and grammar…

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Teacher Comments on Report Cards

 

1. Is developing a better attitude toward ___ grade.

2. Is showing interest and enthusiasm for study.

3. Wants responsibilities and follows through.

4.…

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This interview is conducted by Mr Babin Pokhrel, a PhD cadidate at Kathmandu University (2011) to get the students' perceptions of assignment system at School of Education, Kathmandu University.

 

Babin: What do you think the assignment system of KUSOED?

Rebat: Something is…

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Developing Student Leadership

There’s no magic formula and/or pixie dust that we can develop young leaders…sorry. But, I do believe there are some intentional actions we can take to help teenagers better…

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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was… Continue

One day at the end of class Little Jenny's teacher asked the students to go home and think of a story, to be concluded with the moral of that story.

The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Sophie raised her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the… Continue

Beware of Girls

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with…

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Excuses Written by Parents

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO TEACHERS BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS:

1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

3. Please excuse Johnnie for being…

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A student comes to a young teacher's desk. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do... anything!!!"

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Yes...Anything!!!"

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

"Please, don't ask me to do that again."…

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Definitions of Some Common Words

Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.…

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FUNNY DEFINITIONS

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out

Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

Handkerchief: Cold storage

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Raisin: Grape with a sunburn

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of… Continue

HOW DO YOU GRADE YOUR STUDENTS? 

   Here is a list of the ways most of the teachers worldwide grade their students in the final exams.

Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept Of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept Of History: All…

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 YOU ARE A TEACHER IF...

1) You find humor is other people’s stupidity.

2) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."

3) When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

4) Marking all A’s on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.

5) You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

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08 February 2011

 

My dear students,

 

As a teacher, I cherished the moments with you in your class. Yours was the most wonderful class I have ever had. I found your class wonderful for the reasons I cannot fathom. There are moments in the classroom when I can hardly hold the joy. When…

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